Terse Barfly's Dream Analysis Corner: Laundry on the Hill

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Today's dream comes courtesy Sue Beadles, of Fitts Corners:

Terse Barfly's Dream Analysis Corner: Laundry on the Hill

ANALYSIS BEGINS BELOW:

 

Hill... rounded...the feminine form: Breast.

Her subconscious has penalized her for leaving the breast.  Reveals definite Lesbian tendencies. 

Fiddles with bottlecap 

But then, Laundry is obviously the traditional feminine task.  Sense of home, family, patriarchy.

Thus "Laundry on the Hill" is a symbol of these conflicting passions: duty vs desire.

Picks thoughtfully at ear

Can I get some more of those wings over here?

 

Last Updated on Friday, 02 October 2009 14:58
 

Cayuga Heights White Deer, Found, Slain and Eaten, I'm Yours

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Tiny Town, USA -- The Seneca Red went so well with my Cayuga Heights White Venison, I just had to write.

My husband and I were in town for the the apple harvest deer culling, BBQ and blood bath and we just wanted to know where you got those darling white Dr. Seuss deer prepared to perfection? 

My husband hunts when he can see and praised the Cayuga Heights samplings in particular -- and that Sunset park doe was to DIE for! 

We sure hope you keep up these CULL-inary efforts. It will encourage outside development like nothing you ever saw! 

– C. Penbroke Handy who is back from yon lands of hynagogic phantasmagory

 

 

Last Updated on Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:39
 

The Terse Barfly's Dream Analysis Corner: Lacquer Banana

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Today's dream comes courtesy Mary Rigor, of South Danby:

the Terse Barfly's Dream Analysis Corner: Lacquer Banana

ANALYSIS BEGINS BELOW:

Hmmm... anxiety about other people's imaginary expensive knick knacks.

Momentarily distracted by television

Rental house, other people's stuff - a sense of alienation from one's abode/self?

The sense of non-agency ("somebody" put it in the microwave) could either be a feeling of lack of control or a desire to avoid control/responsibility.

Scratches crotch thoughtfully

The banana is just a banana.

Fishes cashews out of nut bowl

Oh wait - is it the papier-mache kind under all those layers of therapy-resistant lacquer? Then it's definitely phallic.

It's your standard-issue booze-sodden flaming dick dream, duh.

Last Updated on Monday, 28 September 2009 14:35
 

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